The People's Republic of Xilmoi is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 764 million Xilmoians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xilmoian economy, worth 70.2 trillion Lyras a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,927 Lyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, and astronauts take one small step for Xilmoi and one giant step backward from confrontation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xilmoi's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xilmoi is ranked 8,292^nd in the world and 24^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,040.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.