
| Population | 13.557 billion |
| Capital | Lineox |
| Leader | Yanane 1st |
| Faith | The Ten Divins |
| Currency | credits |
| Animal | dragon |
The Empire of Xiantia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yanane 1st with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.557 billion Xiantians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lineox. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Xiantian economy, worth 783 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,768 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, religion makes people horny, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, and athletes are renowned for being the best at maths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xiantia's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Ten Divins.
Xiantia is ranked 290,895th in the world and 2nd in Xiantia Dominion for Fattest Citizens, with 5.54 Obesity Rate.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Xiantia, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths.
- : Following new legislation in
Xiantia, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
- : Following new legislation in
Xiantia, religion makes people horny.
- : Following new legislation in
Xiantia, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
- : Following new legislation in
Xiantia, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
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Xiantia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Xiantia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
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Xiantia, the endangered saltwater humpback dragon is only seen in captivity programs.
- : Following new legislation in
Xiantia, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
- : Following new legislation in
Xiantia, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.




























