The Optimal Federal Republic of Xandev is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kartikeya Tomar with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.857 billion Xandevians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden State. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xandevian economy, worth a remarkable 4,253 trillion Xandevian units a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,274 Xandevian units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xandev's national animal is the White Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Xandev is ranked 1,654^th in the world and 24^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 104.21 flags saluted per person per day.