The Kingdom of Woreyland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Annie Green with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.622 billion Woreylandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zunego City. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woreylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Woreys a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,416 Woreys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woreyland's national animal is the Woreylandian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Woreyland is ranked 229,428^th in the world and 1,260^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 21.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.