The Republik Federal Kesatuan of Woofworf is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anak IV with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.649 billion Woofworfis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anjing. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Woofworfian economy, worth a remarkable 3,596 trillion peraks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,505 peraks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, autocrats are persona non grata, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woofworf's national animal is the Kintamani, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nusantaran Islam.

Woofworf is ranked 284,420^th in the world and 10,926^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.