The United Democratic States of Westlandis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jude Phillips with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.093 billion Westlandisians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reycamac. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Westlandisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,438 trillion Westlandis dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,192 Westlandis dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Westlandisian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westlandis's national animal is the Crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Westlandis is ranked 3,014^th in the world and 2^nd in Astoria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,469.73 on the Clooney Contribution Index.