The Imperium of Warden is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by HIM Charles I with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.437 billion Wardenians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastion. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wardenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,856 trillion talents a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,864 talents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, dessert dishes make up the Wardenian breakfast menu, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, and autopsies often involve only cursory examination. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Warden's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Warden is ranked 122,693^rd in the world and 1,924^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 13.07 flags saluted per person per day.