The Authoritarian Empire of Wamia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Roi Wamiana with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.606 billion Wamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willisopholis. The average income tax rate is 91.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wamian economy, worth 684 trillion Wamian Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,790 Wamian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, and theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wamia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wamian Catholicism.

Wamia is ranked 1,558^th in the world and 14^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 105.78 flags saluted per person per day.