The Kingdom of Wafalor is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 224 million Wafalorianos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wafalorian economy, worth 10.1 trillion Wafloes a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,093 Wafloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, W-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wafalor's national animal is the Onça pintada, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wafalor is ranked 90,015^th in the world and 80^th in Iris for Safest, scoring 85.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.