The Republic of Volsordia is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate population of 5.187 billion Volsordians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volsordian economy, worth 722 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,285 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Volsordia City to enjoy their national art, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volsordia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Volsordia is ranked 57,023^rd in the world and 237^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 24.63 flags saluted per person per day.