The Republic of Vencyr is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vladimir Putin with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.156 billion Vencyrians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Vencyrian economy, worth 347 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 160,951 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vencyr's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vencyr is ranked 22,864^th in the world and 1,337^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 88 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.