The Kingdom of VarnamlN is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Protector and King of the nation Qamx I with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 2.93 billion VarnamlNians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taxrak. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient VarnamlNian economy, worth 491 trillion Tanas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,610 Tanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and votes of no confidence regularly remove unwanted MPs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VarnamlN's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

VarnamlN is ranked 6,404^th in the world and 306^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 58.24 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.