The Matriarchy of Uwuguaya is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The High Gynode with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 3.168 billion Uwuguayans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uwuguaya City. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse uwu economy, worth 263 trillion uwuwus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 83,025 uwuwus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uwuguaya's national animal is the uwuguayan panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Uwuguaya is ranked 28,326^th in the world and 152^nd in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 955.97 on the Clooney Contribution Index.