The People's Republic of Utoppa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karl Spectre with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.334 billion Utoppans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parliament City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Utoppan economy, worth 572 trillion Favours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 171,828 Favours, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utoppa's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Utoppa is ranked 1,239^th in the world and 1^st in Orbis for Safest, scoring 158.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.