The Kingdom of Umhaill is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 8 million Umhaillians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Umhaillian economy, worth 120 billion Dúblóins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 15,013 Dúblóins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is illegal, contestants on Umhaill's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Umhaill's radio stations, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Umhaill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umhaill's national animal is the Each-mara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Umhaill is ranked 203,504^th in the world and 6,562^nd in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 9.26 Obesity Rate.