The Federal Republic of Umayad is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 720 million Umayadians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dammam. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Umayadian economy, worth 64.3 trillion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 89,367 Riyals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umayad's national animal is the Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Umayad is ranked 76,064^th in the world and 128^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.