The Republic of Ueladaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by limbertake Anne Dolmanocim with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.19 billion Ueladarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobbetta. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ueladarian economy, worth 124 trillion ueladarian stars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 104,696 ueladarian stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Ueladarian selfishness, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, and a stitch in time could see you serving nine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ueladaria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Ueladaria is ranked 203,082^nd in the world and 144^th in Karma for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.