The Eternal Forest of Typica is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Eucleides with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.938 billion Typicans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ecotopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Typican economy, worth a remarkable 4,052 trillion Standard Labors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 313,225 Standard Labors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and recognizing the Typican flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown. Typica's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is transcendentalism.

Typica is ranked 47^th in the world and 1^st in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 11,388.87 on the Clooney Contribution Index.