The Technate of Tvembov is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Krasimir Arzamastsev with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 1.88 billion Tvembovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aleralsk. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tvembovian economy, worth 224 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,300 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Rubles are being blown on orbital weapons development, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tvembov's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Tvembov is ranked 51,736^th in the world and 14^th in Violetia for Most Patriotic, with 26.76 flags saluted per person per day.