The Empire of Tumacra is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Abraham Lincoln with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.455 billion Tumacrans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taratura. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tumacran economy, worth 183 trillion lampas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 126,392 lampas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Some say Abraham Lincoln has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tumacra's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is christianity.

Tumacra is ranked 43,603^rd in the world and 734^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 30.5 flags saluted per person per day.