The Democratic Republic of Titanaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Man with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.109 billion Titanarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyojin. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Titanarian economy, worth 134 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,337 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Man spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, farting etiquette is taught in schools, there's no such thing as bad publicity, and older AIs regularly threaten to send newer generation AIs to Reform Programming if caught rounding up instead of down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanaria's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Titanaria is ranked 7,887^th in the world and 22^nd in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,111.55 on the Clooney Contribution Index.