The Republic of Timeonto is a large, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 93 million Timeontoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Timeontoan economy, worth 6.19 trillion Meos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 66,573 Meos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Timeontoan Desert, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timeonto's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timeonto is ranked 70,271^st in the world and 267^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 94.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.