Population | 4.516 billion |
Capital | Tiftenburg |
Leader | Chairman Caleb Schneider |
Currency | Tift |
Animal | Moose |
The Communal Assembly of Tiftzania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Chairman Caleb Schneider with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.516 billion Tiftzanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiftenburg. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Tiftzanian economy, worth 394 trillion Tifts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 87,306 Tifts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the media seems excessively interested in what Chairman Caleb Schneider is wearing this season, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and recognizing the Tiftzanian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiftzania's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tiftzania is ranked 23,408th in the world and 1,333rd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 87 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tiftzania, recognizing the Tiftzanian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Tiftzania, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Tiftzania was endorsed by The 🐈 Kingdom of New Rogernomics.
- : Following new legislation in Tiftzania, the media seems excessively interested in what Chairman Caleb Schneider is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Tiftzania, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
- : Following new legislation in Tiftzania, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Tiftzania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Tiftzania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Tiftzania, billions of Tifts are spent to take high-quality photos of the Moose Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in Tiftzania, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Oppalli, Custadia, The Sigometh Dynasty, Wang Yao, Debussy, Caellip Major, and New Rogernomics.