The Republic of Thomoland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Thomas Peter with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.291 billion Thomolandos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thomopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thomolando economy, worth 551 trillion Veloties a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,309 Veloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Thomolando delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thomoland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Thomoland is ranked 17,591^st in the world and 53^rd in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,277.93 on the Clooney Contribution Index.