The Democratic Republic of Thiccest is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.901 billion Thiccestians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Thiccestian economy, worth 305 trillion Hushes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,367 Hushes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and Thiccestian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thiccest's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thiccest is ranked 216,934^th in the world and 4,961^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.