The Republic of Theimperiumofman is a small, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 45 million Theimperiumofmanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Theimperiumofmanian economy, worth 1.80 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 40,051 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and sushi is sold on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theimperiumofman's national animal is the Markhor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Theimperiumofman is ranked 85,317^th in the world and 337^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 16.81 flags saluted per person per day.