The Dictatorship of TheMMath is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Commander of power Matthew with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.443 billion TheMMathians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of mmath Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient TheMMathian economy, worth 923 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 169,674 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 632,969 per year while the poor average 31,890, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

All children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, The Commander of power Matthew often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and the face of The Commander of power Matthew is a permanent feature of the mmath Capital skyline. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheMMath's national animal is the droms, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The power of Matthew.

TheMMath is ranked 280,004^th in the world and 174^th in Byzantion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.04 on the Clooney Contribution Index.