The Republic of TheGreatNation is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 56 million TheGreatNationians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped TheGreatNationian economy, worth 1.67 trillion Stars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,815 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", and police conduct raids on children having snail races. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheGreatNation's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TheGreatNation is ranked 188,718^th in the world and 230^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.