The Democratic Republic of Tezikstan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Victoria with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.939 billion Tezikstanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tezik City. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tezikstanian economy, worth 492 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 82,891 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tezikstan's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.

Tezikstan is ranked 89,700^th in the world and 60^th in Karma for Largest Populations, with 5.94 billion capita.