The Republic of Tabako is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oscar Davila with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 922 million Tabaki are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cadiz. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tabaki economy, worth 102 trillion Tabaki Thallers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,629 Tabaki Thallers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, and a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tabako's national animal is the Sunfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tabako is ranked 7,485^th in the world and 29^th in Gay for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,180.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.