The Armed Republic of TOALSORA is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Maximus Honorius with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.792 billion TOALSORAians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toalsora City. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse TOALSORAian economy, worth 467 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,540 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, billions of dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TOALSORA's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

TOALSORA is ranked 106,576^th in the world and 1,332^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 4.79 billion capita.