The Cosmopolitan Republic of Syndius is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ilmiard Lemborsiux with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and lack of airports. The compassionate population of 2.826 billion Syndreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syndrida. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Syndian economy, worth 305 trillion Sindenese Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,987 Sindenese Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered species face obesity instead of extinction, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Syndrida, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syndius's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loverattorism.

Syndius is ranked 242,941^st in the world and 9,120^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 19,005.74 Standard Monetary Units.