Population | 548 million |
Capital | Svorgrad |
Currency | rupiah |
Animal | wolf |
The United Socialist States of Svordovia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 548 million Svordovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svorgrad. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Svordovian economy, worth 46.6 trillion rupiahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 85,000 rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
School football matches are usually five-a-side, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and rural Svordovians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svordovia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Svordovia is ranked 49,285th in the world and 287th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 27.83 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Svordovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Svordovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Svordovia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
- : Following new legislation in Svordovia, rural Svordovians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities.
- : Following new legislation in Svordovia, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
- : Following new legislation in Svordovia, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
- : Following new legislation in Svordovia, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
- : Svordovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Svordovia endorsed The United Socialist States of Bobismh.
- : Svordovia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 18 » Pridneprovye, The Dutch Proletariat, Libisia, Anerchi, Socialist UwU, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, Brauengen, North Goiky, UNIOS, Remnantia, Krajzovda, International Socialist Union, Democratic Republic of Acember, Perclumsia, The Republic of the Old Experiment, and Bobismh.