The Canon Destroyers of Sulsuland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sulsu with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.792 billion Sulsu enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sulsuland City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sulsu economy, worth a remarkable 2,710 trillion FisH a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 152,356 FisH, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, and voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Sulsuland. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sulsuland's national animal is the fiSh, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is fISh.

Sulsuland is ranked 286,383^rd in the world and 20^th in Sonnel for Safest, scoring 1.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.