The Squsihsyest Squishness of SquishVille is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.723 billion SquishVilleans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of squishcity. The average income tax rate is 34.2%.

The strong SquishVillean economy, worth 185 trillion Unpaid Taxeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,095 Unpaid Taxeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

International tensions are high as SquishVille threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and SquishVillean novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SquishVille's national animal is the Squish, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SQUISHIUS CHRIST.

SquishVille is ranked 213,198^th in the world and 1,297^th in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 9 Obesity Rate.