The Republic of Spottland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Arch Gustav with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.449 billion Spottlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Daniels. The average income tax rate is 73.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Spottlandic economy, worth 396 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,076 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spottland's national animal is the Spotted Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Spottland is ranked 13,381^st in the world and 41^st in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,520.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.