The Empire of Spitiitesurn is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 396 million Spitiitesurnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Spitiitesurnian economy, worth 12.9 trillion Raminies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,548 Raminies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spitiitesurn City has become the number one destination for urban exploration in The North Pacific, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spitiitesurn's national animal is the Rikama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spitiitesurn is ranked 227,521^st in the world and 5,142^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.