The Democratic States of Sorealand is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.206 billion Sorealandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sorealandian economy, worth 51.9 trillion Jebitieses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,034 Jebitieses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and posters on 'Sorealandian Values' advise against being proud of Sorealand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sorealand's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sorealand is ranked 271,621^st in the world and 17,453^rd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 0.72 flags saluted per person per day.