Population | 6.056 billion |
Capital | Onerupol |
Leader | PM Nicolas Papandreou |
Faith | there is no national Religion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Socratian White Deer |
The Federal Republic of Soclania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by PM Nicolas Papandreou with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.056 billion Soclanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onerupol. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Soclanian economy, worth 950 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,017 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
News headlines suggest that PM Nicolas Papandreou has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, PM Nicolas Papandreou has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soclania's national animal is the Socratian White Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is there is no national Religion.
Soclania is ranked 22,085th in the world and 158th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 45.15 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Soclania was endorsed by The Dominion of Alboran.
- : Soclania was endorsed by The Federation of Eudemokratia.
- : Soclania endorsed The Democratic Commonwealth of Alcrosnia.
- : Soclania was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Neurks Boodal.
- : Soclania was endorsed by The Democratic Commonwealth of Alcrosnia.
- : Soclania lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Soclania published "Soclania entry Eurovision 2024, Thessaloniki" (Bulletin: News).
- : Soclania endorsed The Democratic Republic of Neurks Boodal.
- : Soclania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Soclania endorsed The Kingdom of Denyssia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 86 » Slavatania, Aresetia, Hunarskotlo, Saarenmaa, Istastioner, Drembler, Thracia and Crimea, St Scarlett, The New Nordic Union, Meropis, Nardin, The Champions League, The AbelLandia, Kkorea, Elestansa, Invernessia, Elisabethshagen, Ortigia, Basque Dominion, Mally Piznoopia, Northern German Federation, The offshore Aage Islands, Skalliad, Irminsulia, Thracia Republic, Orsik, Walfo, Liberepublia, The Templar Papal New State, Raghallaigh, New Eestiball, Iceagea, Yahlia, Zaznia, Dakea, Agausia, Rary, Regnum Italiae, Gliesetonia, Namsan, Cot Deviet, An Clar, UGBK, Trixeland, Great Clucky, Bastile, Dark Matter, Wombelland, Lumermeyr, Narmocrana, and 36 others.Reiserland, Belvanya, Karnea, Armbruster, Imperium Anglorum, Someseni, North of Americas, Balcem, Agartia, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Calicov, Myanerus, Icoland, Etnon, Alsted, Scytharum, Lagene, Cambany, Wyndland, Ottterland, Kronverg, Woodlands, Apocalypse Borg, Faack, CSB SA Union, Robbonia, Kebabian States, New Vardarland, Kalebo, Chronus, Western Balkania, Denyssia, Alcrosnia, Neurks Boodal, and Alboran.