The Commonwealth of Slowetia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Angus Niege with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 8.167 billion Slowetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaria. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slowetian economy, worth 742 trillion Slowetian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,866 Slowetian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, voting is compulsory, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slowetia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slowetia is ranked 26,522^nd in the world and 75^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 994.34 on the Clooney Contribution Index.