The Liberal Cybersynacy of Slovetza is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Neutral Board of Slovetza with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 12.041 billion Slovetzans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ełlisz. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slovetzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion platines a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,273 platines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Slovetzan language, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Slovetza Blood Tithe, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slovetza's national animal is the European bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slovetza is ranked 258,517^th in the world and 10^th in Enadia for Most Patriotic, with 1.34 flags saluted per person per day.