The Nomadic Peoples of Sllonsonnopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Georgina Avyniw with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 10.217 billion Sllonsonnopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korbhezi. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sllonsonnopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,640 trillion Sabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 160,595 Sabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and senior executives have become freelance basket-weavers in search of less stress and better work-life balance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sllonsonnopia's national animal is the tortoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oropji.

Sllonsonnopia is ranked 5,591^st in the world and 5^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.06 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.