Population | 5.759 billion |
Capital | Äkerslön |
Leader | Prime Minister Linus Karl Okelsson |
Currency | Skelleftellan Kronar |
Animal | Atlantic Salmon |
The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Linus Karl Okelsson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.759 billion Skelleftellans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Äkerslön. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Skelleftellan economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion Skelleftellan Kronars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 285,722 Skelleftellan Kronars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Äkerslön for fear of causing a fuss, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and where there's smoke there's the Skelleftellan Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Skelleftella's national animal is the Atlantic Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Skelleftella is ranked 3,089th in the world and 1st in Valaryia for Safest, scoring 139.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Skelleftella lodged a message on the Valaryia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Skelleftella, where there's smoke there's the Skelleftellan Forestry Department.
- : Skelleftella lodged a message on the Valaryia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Skelleftella, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in Skelleftella, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Äkerslön for fear of causing a fuss.
- : Skelleftella lodged a message on the Valaryia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Skelleftella, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
- : Following new legislation in Skelleftella, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in Skelleftella, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in Skelleftella, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Satn, Koranz, Tropical Paradise, and Valaryian Burvenchkaht.