The Republic of Sirandudjahocies is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.321 billion å¾·æå¿æ³¢å°èé¦s are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 华沙. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sirandudjahociesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 185,946 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains, and citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sirandudjahocies's national animal is the 朱鹮, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sirandudjahocies is ranked 149,164^th in the world and 774^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 9.25 flags saluted per person per day.