The Confederacy of Sinzalia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Six Flames of Sinzalia with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 918 million Sinzalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudsinza. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sinzalian economy, worth 80.1 trillion Cruzadoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 87,240 Cruzadoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Transgender and agender are on the education agenda, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sinzalia's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sinzalia is ranked 4,891^st in the world and 49^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,761.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.