The Federal Republic of Sindoesia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.072 billion Sindoesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sindoesian economy, worth 72.7 trillion Vuzals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 67,832 Vuzals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Sindoesia, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sindoesia's national animal is the Sindoesian Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sindoesia is ranked 75,373^rd in the world and 2,430^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.