The Federal Republic of Shakibaii is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kian Duverte with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.166 billion Shakibaiians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirdo. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Shakibaiic economy, worth 105 trillion credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,640 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shakibaii's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Shakibaii is ranked 8,199^th in the world and 23^rd in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,056.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.