The United States of Sereytopia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.536 billion Sereytopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 40.2%.

The all-consuming Sereytopian economy, worth 186 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 121,127 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime is totally unknown. Sereytopia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sereytopia is ranked 21,204^th in the world and 1,200^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.