The Colony of Seraphos is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 268 million Greeks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Seraphosian economy, worth 13.3 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,701 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seraphos's national animal is the Fish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Seraphos is ranked 99,981^st in the world and 655^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 15.08 flags saluted per person per day.