The Armed Republic of Senfinatio is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Smiley Von Senf with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.663 billion Senfinators are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delft. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Senfinatorian economy, worth 409 trillion Senforums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,760 Senforums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senfinatio's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Senfinism.

Senfinatio is ranked 93,156^th in the world and 372^nd in Concord for Safest, scoring 84.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.